OLDCATMAN: ”GODS, aka ANCIENT ALIENS.” (05-20-12)

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I have enjoyed this poem since high school.

(Just replace “GOD” with ANCIENT ALIEN)

OLDCATMAN

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The Creation

James Weldon Johnson

And God stepped out on space,
And he looked around and said:
I’m lonely–
I’ll make me a world.

And far as the eye of God could see
Darkness covered everything,
Blacker than a hundred midnights
Down in a cypress swamp.

Then God smiled,
And the light broke,
And the darkness rolled up on one side,
And the light stood shining on the other,
And God said: That’s good!

Then God reached out and took the light in his hands,
And God rolled the light around in his hands
Until he made the sun;
And he set that sun a-blazing in the heavens.
And the light that was left from making the sun
God gathered it up in a shining ball
And flung it against the darkness,
Spangling the night with the moon and stars.
Then down between
The darkness and the light
He hurled the world;
And God said: That’s good!

Then God himself stepped down–
And the sun was on his right hand,
And the moon was on his left;
The stars were clustered about his head,
And the earth was under his feet.
And God walked, and where he trod
His footsteps hollowed the valleys out
And bulged the mountains up.

Then he stopped and looked and saw
That the earth was hot and barren.
So God stepped over to the edge of the world
And he spat out the seven seas–
He batted his eyes, and the lightnings flashed–
He clapped his hands, and the thunders rolled–
And the waters above the earth came down,
The cooling waters came down.

Then the green grass sprouted,
And the little red flowers blossomed,
The pine tree pointed his finger to the sky,
And the oak spread out his arms,
The lakes cuddled down in the hollows of the ground,
And the rivers ran down to the sea;
And God smiled again,
And the rainbow appeared,
And curled itself around his shoulder.

Then God raised his arm and he waved his hand
Over the sea and over the land,
And he said: Bring forth! Bring forth!
And quicker than God could drop his hand,
Fishes and fowls
And beasts and birds
Swam the rivers and the seas,
Roamed the forests and the woods,
And split the air with their wings.
And God said: That’s good!

Then God walked around,
And God looked around
On all that he had made.
He looked at his sun,
And he looked at his moon,
And he looked at his little stars;
He looked on his world
With all its living things,
And God said: I’m lonely still.

Then God sat down–
On the side of a hill where he could think;
By a deep, wide river he sat down;
With his head in his hands,
God thought and thought,
Till he thought: I’ll make me a man!

Up from the bed of the river
God scooped the clay;
And by the bank of the river
He kneeled him down;
And there the great God Almighty
Who lit the sun and fixed it in the sky,
Who flung the stars to the most far corner of the night,
Who rounded the earth in the middle of his hand;
This great God,
Like a mammy bending over her baby,
Kneeled down in the dust
Toiling over a lump of clay
Till he shaped it in is his own image;

Then into it he blew the breath of life,
And man became a living soul.
Amen.Amen.

James Weldon Johnson

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I believe in the ANCIENT ALIEN theory because…..

(Take the time to watch this long video and you too will start to believe!)

Oldcatman

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OLDCATMAN ‘SIGNS IN’……(05-20-12)


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OLDCATMAN: ”GIVE ME CHOCOLATE OR GIVE ME DEATH!” (05-19-12)

****6-Foot Tall Chocolate Pyramid Sets World Record!!
(18K-Pound Sculpture An Exact Replica Of Mayan Temple Kukulkan.)

To celebrate its 30th anniversary, Qzina Specialty Foods in Irvine, Calif., broke a Guinness World Record for building the largest chocolate sculpture — an ancient Mayan temple — that weighs 18,239 pounds, far surpassing the previous record set in Italy in 2010 by more than 7,500 pounds.

****READ THE FULL STORY (HERE)!
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OLDCATMAN: “POT VERSUS BOOZE” AGAIN! (05-19-12)

****Group Argues Weed Is Safer Than Booze!
(Campaign To Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol Spending Thousands On Campaign.)

DENVER (CNN) — A Colorado advocacy group is spending thousands of dollars to convince people that smoking pot is safer than drinking alcohol.

****READ THE ARTICLE (HERE)!
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OLDCATMAN: “FINGER LICKIN’ GOOD!!” (05-19-12)

****Boy finds piece of finger in Arby’s sandwich!!!!

JACKSON, Mich. — A Michigan teen finishing off an Arby’s roast beef sandwich chomped down on something tough that tasted like rubber, so he spit it out.

Turns out it tasted like finger. The fleshy, severed pad of an unfortunate employee’s finger, apparently.

Ryan Hart, 14, told the Jackson Citizen Patriot on Wednesday that once he got a good look at it, he knew right away what had been in the junior roast beef sandwich he was eating last Friday.

****COMPLETE STORY (ENTER).

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OLDCATMAN: ”SWEAR WORDS CLEANSE THE MIND!!” (05-19-12)

****Foul-Mouthed Characters in Teen Books Have It All!!

ScienceDaily — Bestselling authors of teen literature portray their more foul-mouthed characters as rich, attractive and popular, a new study finds.

Brigham Young University professor Sarah Coyne analyzed the use of profanity in 40 books on an adolescent bestsellers list. On average, teen novels contain 38 instances of profanity between the covers. That translates to almost seven instances of profanity per hour spent reading.

****READ THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARTICLE (HERE)!
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LEAST WE FORGET…..

When I was with my Dad, we swore all the time but if my Mom was around we didn’t.

Common sense should prevail!

OLDCATMAN

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OLDCATMAN ”SIGNING IN….” (05-19-12)

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OLDCATMAN: ”HOW TO GET A WOMAN ‘HOT & BOTHERED!’ ” (05-18-12)

****Calif. woman apparently burned by rocks in pocket!!

SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. (AP) –A woman suffered third-degree burns after what appeared to be the spontaneous combustion of rocks that had been scooped up from a Southern California beach, a fire official said.

****READ THE FULL HOT STORY (HERE)!!

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Gentlemen, before you proceed with ‘getting your rocks off’, please let her cool off!

Oldcatman

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OLDCATMAN: ”THE SUN GOD, PUTS ON A SHOW!” (05-18-12)

****Weekend Solar Eclipse To Project ‘Ring Of Fire’!!

(CNN) — Thousands of people are planning viewing parties in the western United States for Sunday’s annular solar eclipse, a rare event in which the sun will appear as a thin ring behind the moon.

****READ THE FULL STORY (HERE)!
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“PLAY IT AGAIN, JOHNNY!”

OLDCATMAN

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OLDCATMAN: ”SIGNING IN!!” (05-18-12)

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